How much does it cost to look like fat bastard from austin powers? or how can i photoshop myself to look like fat bastard. is there a technique where you switch faces with someone on photoshop? |
| mc donalds lol |
If someone calls someone a fat bastard and says to you " No offense" are they calling you fat? I know this sounds like a silly question, but this happened to me yesterday. Someone was telling me about their friend and called them a fat bastard; he then followed with "no offense". I am a women and my feelings were really hurt. Everyone that I have asked has said that yes in fact he was calling me fat. By the way I am overweight. |
| He said no offense because he didn't want you to think he had something against heavier people. I know it's hard not to take offense but you should try to accept yourself including your weight as that as how it is for the time being. If you are unhappy with this then do something positive with your hurt feeling and use them as motivation for change. |
Why do my parents call me Fat Bastard? All my parents call me is fat bastard and stuff like that and say go and weigh yourself on a weighing scale oh no it would probably break and things like that i weight 5st 9 lb am i fat. |
| First of all, you are not fat. Kids are going tru different stages in their life. I have 5 guys , and two of them were skin and bones all their life, and 3 of them had elevated weight. After 14 they all became skinny. But I always encourage them to eat healthy and go to the gym. Parents should love their guyren unconditioned. Calling you fat, names ,will not help you to become the person they "expect" you to be. Just ask them, if you will be skinny they will love you more??? If they will say yes, they have a BIG problem. Some people just does not deserve to be parents. |
What would you call a fat bastard that lived home free till they were 45 and did nothing? There is a guy who was not dumb. He still lives home for free and he's 45 years old. Does anyone even know of someone who lived home free their whole lives? |
| we call him brother. |
How can I make fat bastard in tiger woods 09? I think it would be hilarious. Does someone have a front and side photo of him so i could make him in tiger woods 09, also? |
That is a good idea. Here are the best photos I could find
www.vegetarianwomen.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fat-bastard.jpg
media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20bastard/Amastasia/fat_bastard.jpg
And look at this its real and hilarious:
www.volunteer.blogs.com/winewaves/images/fat_bastard_chardonnay_2005.jpg |
Why is michael moore such a fat bastard? If he cared so much about poor people he would give some of his food to less fortunate people and instead of living in a mansion he would donate his money to the poor. How can this fat man claim to be a socialist? He is a hypocrite! What are his real intentions? |
| rush limbaugh. glenn beck. both fat ******* who are your personal jesusssssessss |
I just shot some fat bastard in a red suit trying to break in my house from the chimney? Should I call the cops or feed the body to my dogs? |
| Light a fire and roast him.Get rid of the evidence. |
My girlfriend's parrot is repeating something about me being a fat bastard, should I eat the parrot in revenge? I ate the last one because I was hungry and it said nice things. Only right I should eat this one too for being mean. |
| Buy one of those Cornish hens and put that in the freezer. Then, grab the parrot and tell it you had enough of the fat bastard thing and put him in the freezer with the dead chicken. Then, the parrot might learn not to call you names, after he sees what happens to the chicken. |
Should the ex drug addict fat bastard traitor Rush Limpballs be arrested for treason? Wanting Obama to fail? is saying that he wants to see the total collapse of the United States of America. The Republican inbreds have already left the USA on it's knees in the gutter. It cannot fail any more without total collapse. |
Hell yes. I think that's so unpatriotic. I have heard so many cons saying that shtt on her and telling their guys. We don't have a president. That's so sick and immature. ;))
If you haven't notice, This site is pro-cons and has become Obama, liberal bashing, racial slurs and racial jokes, hate site. Paid for by CONservatives. That is the true base of the GOP. So you will get a lot of negative answers. Thanks for the thumb downs neocons. I know the truth hurts. |
What is that song by DSR (Dirty South Riders) when fat bastard start off "Hi my name is Fat, and I'm addicted? just need the name and where i can hear it if you know. |
| fat pat? |